May 2012
mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band do it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes
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lousbianqueen: i literally can’t breathe right now what is this 
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May 25th
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me trying to read fanfiction
toocooltobehipster: conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as omfg
May 21st
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butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
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Did it hurt? when you fell from someone's butt...
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
May 19th
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Did it hurt? when you fell from someone's butt...
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
May 19th
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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
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